Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Kamilles Top 20
1. Kamille wanted to go over to a friends house, but it was a while away and my mom said she'd get kidnapped if she went by herself! She replied "It's okay mom i'll pray the whole way there!"
2. Her tooth fairy note: "Dear Tooth Fairy, I lost my tooth somewhere and if you don't believe me check for yourself!"
3. At Colby's baseball game... She wanted to go to the park but my mom said she had to have a teenager go with her! A few minutes later she comes back and asks "mom, what's 6 plus 7?" My mom said thirteen. She said "Okay we'll be at the park cuz she's six and she is seven" (pointing at two new friends) The funny thing is, is that she is not smart enough to do the math but she thinks she can outsmart my mom by adding little kids!
4. At another one of Colby's games she went up to the snack shack and said she wanted a job. None of us knew till Kamille came back and said "Mom i start my new job monday at 5 and i get $5 an hour!" I dont think i had ever seen her eyes get so big!
5. Swimming at grandmas: my aunt bobbie asked her little boy jake if he wanted a nap and kamille says "Jake, naps are so passe!" (keep in mind Jake is 2) my mom asked "What does that mean?" she says "Its french for OVER! I learned it in my book Pinkalicious" she cracks us up!
6. When Kamille was 3 she wanted to go play outside but my dad said no because she was not dressed "Fine!" she said, "Just go play your bideo games!"
7. Also when Kamille was really little my aunt Bobbie Jo said Kamille i love you! Kamille said "Don't criticize me."
8. Kamille always has loved playing with Colby and most the time he is a good sport! When she was 4 she always got him to play with her by saying "Colby, the lord wants you to come downstairs and play with me!" so funny!
9. When Kamille was really in to "Fancy Nancy" she told my mom "Brown isnt fancy, but leopard is and brown with polka dots is!" She is such a girl!
10. Kamille had on a pretty sunday dress and told us that she was going to take it to heaven with her. My mom already in a bad mood said Kamille you can't take clothes with you to heaven. She replied "Oh yeah? then why does jesus have a white robe and a red one?" Then they continued to argue about it! I think Kamille thought that Jesus has a whole wardrobe up in heaven! haha!
11. One day kamille comes into the kitchen looking sad and we asked her what was wrong! She said "I mad a bad choice in heaven- I should've chosen the McBrides." The McBrides are friends of ours in our ward. She still wants to marry one of the boys her age because she just loves them!
12. At a FHE my dad asked us what do we do if someone talks bad. Kamille says "Kick em in the nuts!"
13. My mom asked Kamille if she was being rude to her brother and she said "I am not the droid you are looking for" (with her hand waving left to right slowly)
14. My grandma was weeding and asked Kamille if she would like to help. She said "no thanks grandma, I'm more of the princess type!"
15. Prayers at Night: Dear heavenly father, please bless i wont have no bad dreams, no good dreams, no scary dreams and not even casual dreams.
16. My mom asked Kamille what we could do nice for a neighbor and she said "Maybe a pasta salad!"
17. I got back from EFY and kamille got mad at me because i didn't kiss any boys!
18. We went to feed our neighbors dogs and Millie picked up a flower and began picking off the petals "He loves me, He hates me not, He loves me, He hates me not." I said "No Kamille it's He loves me, He LOVES me not." she said "But then he won't love me!!"
19. At her kindergarten interview with her teacher Kamille answered in a British accent and told her teacher it was one of her "talents"!
20. Her Kindergarten teacher asked her where the words were on the page to see if she could tell what were words and what were pictures. Kamille said "You don't know?"
*originally this was a top 10 but i got going and it became a top 20. Kamille is my favorite:)
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Millie is the funniest little thing! She's so smart that it makes her act like a grown up! Love it! So cute.
ReplyDeleteOh Court! Thanks for making me laugh out loud! I need a few Kamille stories every so often. BTW, that pic is SOOO Kamille!! LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteHahahha this is so ridiculously funny. I read it to my fam :)
ReplyDeletemy favorite one is # 8.
ReplyDeletei know she always makes me smile!
ReplyDeletei read this to my sisters court...it totally cracked them up...your little sister sounds exactly how i was when i was little ;)
ReplyDeletehahaha i just started busting up laughing at every one. i love that girl and miss her so dang much. tell her i miss her and that we're still best friends!
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